July292014

infinity-imagined:

Sunsets and sunrises seen from the International Space Station.

(Source: eol.jsc.nasa.gov, via assassinregrets)

July282014
artnouveaustyle:

detournementsmineurs:

Pectoral en or et émail serpents de René Lalique, 1898-99.

Snakes’ pectoral by René Lalique. Gold & enamel, Paris, 1898-99.

artnouveaustyle:

detournementsmineurs:

Pectoral en or et émail serpents de René Lalique, 1898-99.

Snakes’ pectoral by René Lalique. Gold & enamel, Paris, 1898-99.

(via confessionsofamichaelstipe)

July252014
July242014

You either know about lubed slugs or you don’t - Okcupid

  • Mature = my fantasy. What’s yours?
  • Lubed up slugs and ‘Dobby stretches’ references is Harry Potter slashific

  • *in

  • Sounds fun. Lets make it happen!

  • What r lived up slugs?

  • Lubed up slugs’

  • If you don’t know then we were never destined to be together.
  • Perhaps u could teach me regardless :p I’m not the most experienced but I’m ready to learn and 20cm helps
  • You either know about lubed up slugs now, buddy, or else kiss my mature vag goodbye.
  • My best guess is by slugs u mean bullets
  • You would be wrong and ew, by the way. Make love not war, fuck slugs not bullets you sicko
  • Well who the fuck knows lol. There’s nothing on Google maybe uve made the term up
  • You just need to have read Harry Potter. I’m sorry, if you haven’t then we can’t be friends.
  • All g
  • You could maybe make up for it by pretending to be Legolas and seeing me with your elf eyes.
July202014
padnick:

Tale as old as time…

padnick:

Tale as old as time…

(Source: olderoticart)

July182014
I had a bad day today

I had a bad day today

July162014
July82014

don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

It’s not just me!

don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

It’s not just me!

(Source: howellr, via assassinregrets)

July62014

Charlie Countryman is a shithouse movie.

I finally got around to watching the Charlie Countryman movie because of Mads, obviously, and although I really like Evan Rachel Wood as an actor her character in this movie was stifled by a really poor screenplay. Shia LaBeouf is a whiny little fuck and I cannot understand how he keeps getting lead roles in movies when he has the charisma of a lukewarm turd. Mads’s character, Nigel, is a one-dimensional arsehole; he really doesn’t get much of a chance to show much nuance which is a waste of a good actor. On the whole, I thought the movie was shit and I’m glad I didn’t pay any money to see it.

July52014
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